A Poem for My Favorite Person

Exactly 6 months ago, an extremely wonderful man asked me to marry him by hiding a ring in the second Harry Potter book on the night of the midnight premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. I opened it the book and as a beautiful diamond ring fell out onto my lap, I immediately yelled, "YES!", before he could even ask me the question that I had been waiting 3 and a half years to hear. I have lived/survived through many very difficult events throughout my life and long ago I came to the naive conclusion that I was doomed to be the unluckiest woman for the rest of my pitiful, depressing life. But when I met Jay Brandon Budzon, my life changed drastically, and I finally started feeling as though I actually had a purpose and that I might be blessed with happiness and endless love.

I am most definitely blessed.

Brandon is the greatest, most amazing and wonderful thing to happen to me. I am so happy that I get to spend my life with the kindest, smartest, goofiest, most handsome 'geek' who still makes me blush when I see him in his Geek Squad uniform. Not only is he a passionate lover but he's also my very best friend.

I have written a poem fully dedicated to my future husband who treats me like a queen. I love him more than anything and can't wait to grow old in his arms.

I love you, Brandon!!

Benevolent Brandon

Singing softly

of your tender heart

entices envy

in the sweetest of birds.

They look to me

with eyes of jealousy

for your endless love

breathes furiously

through every delicate note

as I praise you

and all that becomes you.

You carry kindness

with full, gentle hands,

each finger grasping my soul

and enveloping it with safety.

Passionate eyes

adorning your porcelain face

swim through mine

and penetrate my secrets,

freeing me from guilt,

from pitiful pain,

from the echoed voices

of past deceptions

and vicious criminals

who raped me of my innocence

and the ability to trust.

Your plump, merciful lips

feed me all the nourishment necessary

to believe in effortless generosity.

They give me reassurance

and confidence in the magic

that radiates between us.

I am forever bound

to you and the affection

that continues to grow

and build us together

as two lives entwine

into one sacred voyage

that fuels our passion

and makes eternity seem

far too short.

May 18, 2011

Are YOU Ready?!?!

Ok. Is anyone else freaking out like I am? I just got my tickets the other day (thanks, Bubby!) and am a little embarrassed to admit that I think about this movie about every 45 seconds!!!! WHY did they have to postpone it?!?! Don't they know what it's doing to me?!?! STILL?!?! Even though it's only 1 MONTH AWAY?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!! QUICK!!! SOMEONE SLAP ME, I'M GETTING HYSTERICAL!!!!!



Watch this and then tell me it doesn't look EPIC!!! Exactly.

And in my closing remarks, I'd like to shout out to a few characters who make my life worth living:

To my love, Ronald Weasley: We shall be reunited once more, my dear. Don't worry...it won't be long now. It won't be long...

To my future sister-in-law, Ginny Weasley: You're turning into a stone-cold fox...must be the red hair. P.S. Like your tits in that top.

To that dirty whore, Bellatrix Lastrange: You have got to be one of the greatest villains of all time...thank you for scaring the shit out of me.

To the most evil person, Voldemort (yeah, that's right. I said it!): You're a fool and you will lose...everything. : )

To the coolest old man, Albus Dumbledore: Your prestidigitation (fuck yeah, take that dictionary.com word of the day!) stuns me...I'm amazed at how fucking awesome you really are.

And to the baddest motha fucka, Harry Potter: KICK HIS ASS, C-BASS!